The DeathDancer Kids

HOOO BOY, I can't believe I actually kept my word! But better just get this over with and post these guys before I forget or something but seriously I'm so proud of these weird abominations of nature, like this is such a weird family Ruby has but it totally makes sense and it's AWESOME!

Ladies and gentlemen, this is what you get when you mix a Vampire Witch Kangaroo with a Green Cross-dressing Penguin of pure awesomeness.

ENJOY! :)

And now some stuff about these adorable little weirdos~

*Buckle up. This is gonna take a while.*

As the first child to Ruby and Harland, Alexis DeathDancer takes fierce responsibility in her role as 'eldest child'. Bold, brutal, and blunt, she's a no-nonsense fighter and will stick up her fists for her little bros at the mere sight of bullying kids, curious passerby's, or horrified teachers...

Alex has this weird Vampire disorder that makes her stronger in sunlight (as apposed to weaker, like Ruby and Vincent) so she pretty much gets up at the crack of dawn to get as much sunlight as she can. And due to her shorter tail and penguin feet, she's really clumsy (much to her irritation). 

She also absolutely idolizes her aunt Sapphire, and wishes she'd stop being so darn busy in the navy so she could visit them and go on epic quests with her and stuff... But she guesses Midnight will have to do until then.

 

Vincent is the daydreamer of the house, and definitely the most socially-oblivious to just how wrong their family really is... He's mostly penguin; just a lot fluffier, and with a set of fangs. He's also naturally the most 'magical-blooded' out of the three of them, being born a Vampire (instead of being turned into one later on, like Alex).

But despite his cheerful attitude and friendly nature, he's surprisingly antisocial, and would rather just stay indoors curled up with a good picture book of Greek&Roman Myths and a blood-box. Not that any other guy (or girl, for that matter) would want him in their circle of friends anyway, so maybe it's just as well...

And finally, Aeron. The sweet, adorable little fluffy boy who's as quiet and shy as a mouse with the vocabulary of an enthusiastic psychopath. Concerned adults have consulted Ruby on this fact, saying that he often greets other kids by "giving a psychotic grin and saying that he could've murdered them all in their sleep", in which Ruby would wave them away unconcerned and reply that that was just his way of saying hi.

He switches from skirts to shorts on a daily basis, and typically carries around a hand-made toy bear [made by Fang] who Harland has dubbed Mr. Teddy, although Vincent argues over the possibility of it being a Mrs whenever the subject gets brought up...

 Aeron also likes hanging around his mother a lot. This might explain where he gets some of his... odd habits.