Sapphire: ... Can you breathe without getting poisoned, now?
Ruby: Yes.
Sapphire: What are we going to do with the ashes?
Ruby: ... We return them to sender, of course!
Sapphire: Well, it's a little late for Mora to sniff out who sent this.
Ruby: But who is the most likely group that would send something like this?
Sapphire: ... Probably R.O.O.S.T.
Ruby: Not probably - definitely!
Sapphire: But what if it isn't them?
Ruby: Well, can you think of anyone else who would do this?
Sapphire: ... Good point.
Just then, Midnight and Kunzite showed up.
Ruby: Hi, guys!
Sapphire: About time you got here. You missed the burning!
Midnight: Sorry. Kunzite stopped to play her flute to some birdies.
Kunzite: They sang very sweetly, I'll have you know.
Midnight: Tweets and twitters don't make sense!
Sapphire: Did they ever?
Ruby: ... Anyway. Does anyone have any questions before we set out?
Midnight: Yes.. What are we doing again? You never... actually explained when you left with that candle, Ruby.
Kunzite: I have to agree with him, actually... All you said was "Message from UnMythics, hurry up, leaving now".
Ruby: Sorry, but I was in a hurry.
Sapphire: Some UnMythics - we're suspecting R.O.O.S.T - sent some cinnamon paper with a bunch of scribbles on it.
Midnight: And we're about to return the favor?
Sapphire: Or die trying!
Ruby: ...
Sapphire: ... Oh, sorry. I meant "Or we can at least try to"...
Kunzite: Then what are we waiting for? Let's go!
Ruby: Hold on!
Kunzite: What?
Ruby: Have you had... any experience in Spy 101?
Kunzite: Well, no... I've only been trained in the arts of music, cooking, and basic self defense.
Ruby: Well, unless we come across some out of control squirrels, I don't think you're ... really going to be helpful...
Kunzite: You never know! I might be useful as a lookout guard.
Kunzite: So there's small animals in an Anti Vampire hideout?
Ruby: Well... maybe? I don't know - I haven't seen any in my time there, to be honest...
Midnight: Can we just take our chances and go? It's not going to be much of a risk if we have potions and stuff.
Ruby: I guess so...
Kunzite: So I can come?
Ruby: Maybe, but-
Kunzite: Well, you didn't say no, so it's practically a yes!
Ruby: I didn't say that-
Kunzite: Let's go!
Kunzite chucked her flute into the air, caught it, and ran in the direction of Grandma's house.
Midnight: ... She was going to come no matter what you said, wasn't she?
Ruby: Most likely, yes...
Sapphire: She does know she's going the wrong way... right?
Ruby: Actually, I forgot to bring some potions with me, so technically not...
Ruby sighed, and headed after Kunzite with Sapphire and Midnight.
Activate: Kunzite/Midnight.
ReplyDeleteActivated.
Press GO to begin procedure.
*presses*
Congratulations! Your Ship has Sailed.